Seaweed undies

Imagine my surprise when I got my Newport News catalog to find seaweed infused undies (bras and panties).

Yep, supposedly infused in this intimate apparel are seaweed nutrients. Of course, I don't buy the fact that wearing underwear infused with such beneficial nutrients are going to do me any good. Maybe underwear made entirely of seaweed perhaps. But I can't imagine there are nutrients in sufficient quantity in the underwear to do any good. Besides, wouldn't that stuff come out in the first wash?

Seaweed infused undies. Who would have thought? I have heard of edible undies, but I am not quite sure how to categorize this one.